STFU And Listen, White People

• I don’t see color
• It’s almost like you’re white!
• I once dated a (insert ethnicity) guy/chick
• Some of my best friends are (insert ethnicity)
• You’re my favorite (insert ethnicity) person
• I’m secular humanist, I don’t see race
• I voted for Obama
• Is this racist?
• You’re just playing a victim
• Stop playing the race card
• Aren’t you being a little too oversensitive about this?
• You just hate white people
• Minorities can be racist too, y’know
• I’ve experienced racism
• I’ve been discriminated against also, y’know
• I can’t be racist! I love (insert ethnicity) women/men
• (out of context MLK quote)
• How come there’s a Black History Month, but no white History Month?
• Where are you from? No, I mean where are your parents from.
• My family moved here after slavery!
• Hey, I didn’t put anyone into any camps
• Stop blaming me for things that happened before I was born!
• Affirmative Action is bullshit. It completely ignores ability to work.
• I’m just saying it like it is, dude
• Stop being so politically correct
• (insert ethnicity here) are just lazy
• Most people who are poor are Black. Just saying.
• That law only affects those who we should be watching out for anyways
• If you hate it here so much, why don’t you go back to (insert country here)
• You’re (insert ethnicity here)? I’ve been to (insert country where people of that ethnicity are from)
• I love MLK!
• I love rap music
• I love sushi
• I love Taco Bell
• I love (insert ethnicity here) culture
• Your culture is just so amazing
• I’m having a party! Hey, do you think you can bring some (insert food associated with ethnicity)
• Have you ever been to (insert “country of origin” here)
• I loved “The Help”
• Rosa Parks is my hero
• You’re (ethnicity other than Black). Why do you care what I say about them?
• Stereotypes exist for a reason, y’know
• You’re just trying to manipulate me
• You’re just trying to make me feel bad
• You just think that minorities are better
• You’re just trying to get people to feel sorry for you
• You’re just trying to get everyone to hate white people
• I’m Native American. I know racism.
• Why would you call me a “cracker/honky/etc.”? That’s racist!
• There’s no such thing as white privilege
• Okay, there’s white privilege. But you guys have privilege also. Have you not heard of Affirmative Action/The Black Tax/etc.
• You can say nigger/chink/spic/etc. but I can’t? How is that fair?
• I only call you nigger/chink/spic/etc. because we’re such good friends
• You’re one of the good ones!
• You’re Asian? I love anime!
• (insensitive race joke). I’m just kidding, you know how I am!
• I’m not racist, but….

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